Ain't Life Sweet

18 years old Canadian...
I love Jesus,family,friends and my amazing boyfriend :)

officially on the track to skinniness.. no more junk food, only fruit vegetables and healthy meat. Small snacks and small meals. Exercise every day no excuses.. if theres no time MAKE TIME. I will loose at least 10 pounds. Lets go.

one day I will open a cleaning business, not just any kind of cleaning business. One that teaches families how to have a healthy cleaning schedule. How to be healthy and clean and organized. They will learn that when you have these schedules life is a lot less stressful and learn that they don’t need to be stressed about situations because it is already organized and ready to go. This will happen. I will do it

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

Happy one year anniversary Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert!